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You have superior bullshitting skills, because you spent four years talking up questionable art projects.
You've seen all your friends naked, because they've either posed for another friend's photography project or stripped down for a life modeling session.
In fact, you've seen so many naked bodies that nudity has lost all meaning and body parts have just become weird fleshy lumps.
You know people with degrees in totally-not-made-up majors like "Conceptual Fashion Pottery" and "Advanced Experimental Cake Decorating for the Left Handed."
